An Ignorant Person Is One Who Doesn't

Advertising Is The Art Of Convincing People To Spend Money They Don't Have For Something They Don't Need.

There Isn't Any Finer Folks Living Than A Republican That Votes The Democratic Ticket.

When A Party Can't Think Of Anything Else They Always Fall Back On Lower Taxes. It Has A Magic Sound To A Voter, Just Like Fairyland Is Spoken Of And Dreamed Of By All Children. But No Child Has Ever Seen It; Neither Has Any Voter Ever Lived To See The Day When His Taxes Were Lowered. Presidents Have Been Promising Lower Taxes Since Washington Crossed The Delaware By Hand In A Row Boat. But Our Taxes Have Gotten Bigger And Their Boats Have Gotten Larger Until Now The President Crosses The Delaware In His Private Yacht.

America Has The Best Politicians Money Can Buy.

Every Man Gets An Opportunity Once In A Lifetime.