When You Find Yourself In A Hole,

They Are Having Quite An Argument Over Treasury Secretary Mellon's Tax Bill. Mr. Mellon Wants To Cut The Surtax On The Rich, And Leave It As Is On The Poor, As There Is More Poor Than Rich. I Suppose The Majority Will Win.

Common Sense Ain't Common.

It's Getting So If A Man Wants To Stand Well Socially, He Can't Afford To Be Seen With Either The Democrats Or The Republicans.

My Forefathers Didn't Come Over On The Mayflower, But They Met The Boat.

A Comedian Can Only Last Till He Either Takes Himself Serious Or His Audience Takes Him Serious.