When You Find Yourself In A Hole,

I Have Often Said In Answer To Inquiries As To How I Got Away With Kidding Some Of Our Public Men, That It Was Because I Liked All Of Them Personally, And That If There Was No Malice In Your Heart There Could Be None In Your "gags", And I Have Always Said I Never Met A Man I Dident Like.

The United States Never Lost A War Or Won A Conference.

I Would Rather Be The Man Who Bought The Brooklyn Bridge Than The Man Who Sold It.

Horsemanship Through The History Of All Nations Has Been Considered One Of The Highest Accomplishments. You Can't Pass A Park Without Seeing A Statue Of Some Old Codger On A Horse. It Must Be To His Bravery, You Can Tell It's Not To His Horsemanship.

There Ought To Be One Day - Just One - When There Is Open Season On Senators.