I Like The Whisky Old An The

I Portray Myself As Wicked, Hoping I Will Not Be Regarded As Wicked. But I May Be Wicked In The Biblical Sense

Women Won't Let Me Stay Single And I Won't Let Me Stay Married.

I Like My Whisky Old And My Women Young.

I Can't Imagine Anything More Stressful Than Monogamy.

My Problem Lies In Reconciling My Gross Habits With My Net Income.