It Isn't What They Say About You,

I Had Now Made About 45 Pictures, But What Had I Become? I Knew All Too Well: A Phallic Symbol. All Over The World I Was, As A Name And Personality, Equated With Sex.

My Problem Lies In Reconciling My Gross Habits With My Net Income.

Women Won't Let Me Stay Single And I Won't Let Me Stay Married.

They've Great Respect For The Dead In Hollywood, But None For The Living.

The Public Has Always Expected Me To Be A Playboy, And A Decent Chap Never Lets His Public Down.