I've Had A Hell Of A Lot

My Problem Lies In Reconciling My Gross Habits With My Net Income.

Women Won't Let Me Stay Single And I Won't Let Me Stay Married.

It Isn't What They Say About You, It's What They Whisper.

I Can't Imagine Anything More Stressful Than Monogamy.

My Dream Of Happiness: A Quiet Spot By The Jamaican Seashore . . . Hearing The Wind Sob With The Beauty And The Tragedy Of Everything. Sitting Under An Almond Tree, With The Leaf Spread Over Me Like An Umbrella.