I Like The Transience Of Klimt Paintings.

I Woke With A Start. At First I Assumed I'd Trumped Myself Awake Again.

If You're Driving Your Car And Someone Winds The Window Down And Gives You The Finger And Calls You An Asshole, Instead Of Giving Him The Finger Back And Calling Him An Asshole Back, You Just Pull A Funny Face, And He Doesn't Know How To React To That, Because You're Using Different Rules.

If You Got The Balls To Follow Something Through, You Can End Up Being The Coolest, Smartest Guy In The Room, Because You've Literally Put Your Ass On The Line.

Look At All Those American Preachers Who Got Caught With Their Pants Down. They Say One Thing And They Are Doing Another. I Try To Be More Honest About It, Both In My Thinking And My Behavior.

I'm Not Like A Politician That Goes Around Talking About Family Values. And I Can't Get Fired From Being A Funny Person Because I Did Something That Most People Are Disapproving Of. I Think People Are Just Obsessed With This Morality That People Perceive As Being The Right And Wrong Way Of Doing Stuff.