I Like The Transience Of Klimt Paintings.

I'm Really Encouraged By Pope Francis, Because I Think His Attitude Is Totally Laudable.

I Love People Who Are Openly Gay In Theatre, Because They Have License To Do What They Like, And There's A Kind Of Artistic Liberal Tolerance Thing That Goes On.

Convoy? Michael, You're Hanging Around With A Man Who Uses A Collective Term For A Single Vehicle.

Got My Fungal Foot Powder? Ah, It's A Lifesaver, You Know. I'd Effectively Be Disabled If It Weren't For These.

If You're Driving Your Car And Someone Winds The Window Down And Gives You The Finger And Calls You An Asshole, Instead Of Giving Him The Finger Back And Calling Him An Asshole Back, You Just Pull A Funny Face, And He Doesn't Know How To React To That, Because You're Using Different Rules.