I Like The Transience Of Klimt Paintings.

There Are Conservative Values Where Certain Lifestyles Are Imposed And Everybody Should Have 2.4 Children And A Dog And A Cat And A House And You Should Feel Like God And You Should Believe In God And You Should Be A Capitalist. I Don't Buy Any Of That.

I'm Not Elitist. I Like To Do Crowd-pleasing Stuff Which Is A Bit Smart, But Is Just About Belly Laughs.

When It Comes To Morality, I'd Rather Have An Unfaithful President Like Bill Clinton, Who Tried To Reform Welfare, Than A Faithful George Bush Who Propagated An Illegal War On The Rest Of The World. So That Is Where My Morality Stands.

The Trick Is Always To Write In Pairs Because If At Least Two People Find It Funny, You've Immediately Halved The Odds Of It Not Being Funny.

I Never Had Any Desire To Be Famous. I Find People Who Do Really Sad. I Genuinely Feel Sorry For Them Because There Is Nothing Of Substancein Their Lives. I Am Happy When I Am Writing Or Performing. Not When I Sit There Being "famous". I Like Recognition For My Work, But Not Recognition For Being "that Bloke Off The Telly". It Is Genuinely Humbling When A Woman Comes Up To Me, As Someone Did Recently, To Say She Wanted To Commit Suicide After Her Husband Died, And My Show Cheered Her Up And Made Her Feel Better. That's Great.