If It Was Just The Potatoes That

Even If I Screw Up In My Personal Life, As Long As I'm Not Destroying Myself, I Just Think, "okay, I Screwed Up." I'm Not Mother Theresa.

I Think There's As Much Profundity And Wisdom In Shakespeare, More So In Fact, Than Those In The Bible.

That's What Gives People Hope - That You Can Still Love Someone From Afar And You Can Still Have Those Feelings Across An Ocean.

Look At All Those American Preachers Who Got Caught With Their Pants Down. They Say One Thing And They Are Doing Another. I Try To Be More Honest About It, Both In My Thinking And My Behavior.

The Great Thing Is That The Funny Side Of Getting Old Is Fuel For My Comedy.