What Tends To Happen In Most Movies

Guide Dogs For The Blind. It's Cruel Really, Isn't It? Getting A Dog To Lead A Man Round All Day. Not Fair On Either Of Them.

I Think It's Always Funny When You See Kids Do Shakespeare. When I Was At School, I Was In Hamlet. I Played Claudius, Who's Supposed To Be A 60-year-old Man, And I Was Like 18. It's Inherently Ridiculous Seeing 18-year-old Boys With Gray Beards. That's Always Funny.

I Am Not A Politician Going Around Bragging About Family Values Or Putting Myself On Some Ridiculous Virtuous Pedestal. I Write Comedy. And I Am An Actor. I Am Not Going To Solve The Nation's Problems. I Don't Actually Spend My Life In The Way The Tabloids Like To Think I Do. I Actually Spend 95 Percent Of It Writing Comedy. Sober. Well, Nearly Sober Anyway.

It’s Our Imperfections That Make Us Vulnerable, Make Us Interesting. How Can I Make Myself A Bit Of An Asshole And Still Have Humanity About It?

A Lot Of People Can Be Very Scared About Making Themselves Vulnerable And Appearing Uncool. I Don't Really Give A Damn; As Long As It's Funny, I'll Do It [make Fun Of Myself].