That Was Liquid Football

If You Start To Disrespect The Character You're Playing, Or Play It Too Much For Laughs, That Can Work For A Sketch, It Will Sell Some Gags, But It's All Technique. It's Like Watching A Juggler - You Can Be Impressed By It, But It's Not Going To Touch You In Any Way.

I Think There's As Much Profundity And Wisdom In Shakespeare, More So In Fact, Than Those In The Bible.

People Regurgitate The Same Old Cliches And It Becomes Like A Photocopy Of A Photocopy Of Something That's Vaguely Interesting.

I Woke With A Start. At First I Assumed I'd Trumped Myself Awake Again.

All Those People Who Go Around Saying Life Begins At Forty, They're Notable By Their Absence. The Nerve.