That Was Liquid Football

The Best Feeling In The World Is Performing In Front Of A Live Audience Who Like What You're Doing. I Can Understand Why People Become Dictators Just Because Of The Thrill They Get Making The Speeches.

I Happen To Have A Public Profile. Ditto Newspaper Editors. It's A Result Of What I Do, Not An End.

To Me, I Like And Understand Ritual And I Think It Is Important. Things That We Do That Give Us Comfort Are Important. Like Christmas, I Like To Go Into A Church And Hear The Carols Sung. There's A Comfort Of Actually Going Inside Of A Church, I Find Them Serene. They're Unchanging.

I'm Not Elitist. I Like To Do Crowd-pleasing Stuff Which Is A Bit Smart, But Is Just About Belly Laughs.

Actually The Best Thing I Did Was To Get Thrown Out By My Wife. She's Living With A Fitness Instructor. He Drinks That Yellow Stuff In Tins. He's An Idiot.