That Was Liquid Football

Even If I Screw Up In My Personal Life, As Long As I'm Not Destroying Myself, I Just Think, "okay, I Screwed Up." I'm Not Mother Theresa.

Even Great People Are Always Slightly Disappointing, Which Is Generally What Makes Them Interesting.

I Don't Want To Go Around Making Everyone Else Agree With Me. I Don't Feel The Need To Do That.

The Great Thing Is That The Funny Side Of Getting Old Is Fuel For My Comedy.

In England, I've Done A Whole Bunch Of Stuff Where I Just Make A Complete Ass Of Myself. I've Been Doing It For 20 Years, So I Just Gravitate Toward It Anyway. I'd Rather Do That Than Do The Stuff Where I'm Supposed To Be Trying To Look Cool In Some Way. It's More Interesting To Me.