That Was Liquid Football

I Am Not A Politician Going Around Bragging About Family Values Or Putting Myself On Some Ridiculous Virtuous Pedestal. I Write Comedy. And I Am An Actor. I Am Not Going To Solve The Nation's Problems. I Don't Actually Spend My Life In The Way The Tabloids Like To Think I Do. I Actually Spend 95 Percent Of It Writing Comedy. Sober. Well, Nearly Sober Anyway.

I'm A Single Guy Now And Can Do What I Like. As My Agent Said, So Long As It's Not A Live Man Or A Dead Woman, I'll Be Fine. And That, Hand On Heart, Is Unlikely To Happen.

Actors Say They Do Their Own Stunts For The Integrity Of The Film But I Did Them Because They Looked Like A Lot Of Fun.

If You Start To Disrespect The Character You're Playing, Or Play It Too Much For Laughs, That Can Work For A Sketch, It Will Sell Some Gags, But It's All Technique. It's Like Watching A Juggler - You Can Be Impressed By It, But It's Not Going To Touch You In Any Way.

A Friend Of Mine Once Said He Like His Women Like His Parmesan: Strong Smelling And Shaved. I Don't Agree With That, But I Don't Like Hairy Women.