I Like Tall Girls Because I Like

Before I Was An Actor I Was An Apprentice Jockey, And Now I'm Out There Racing Against Boys, Sort Of The Spokesperson For People Over 50 That They Can Do It.

You Know I Used To Be A Heartthrob, And Now I'm A Coronary.

I Like Tall Girls Because I Like Someone To Look Up To.

My Wife Says When I Go Out To The Refrigerator, I Do Three Minutes (entertaining) When The Light Goes On!

Are You Prepared For What's Next?