Are You Prepared For What's Next?

Life Is Cruel. Why Should The Afterlife Be Any Different? I Offer You A Choice. Join My Crew...and Postpone The Judgment. One Hundred Years Before The Mast. Will Ye Serve?

During The Summer, Screen Gems Launched The New Monkees, Which Miserably Failed I Understand. I Never Saw It.

My Wife Says When I Go Out To The Refrigerator, I Do Three Minutes (entertaining) When The Light Goes On!

Well, I Have My Immortal Soul. At Least, I'm Pretty Sure I Didn't Misplace It Somewhere Along The Way.

I Would Say That Fifty Percent Of My Show Is Killer Comedy.