I'm Really A Clean-cut Kid.

In The Office, The Mail That Came In Was Always 10 To 1 For Me.

As Far As Groupies, I Never Saw Any Of Them.

My Wife Says When I Go Out To The Refrigerator, I Do Three Minutes (entertaining) When The Light Goes On!

Ah, Love. A Dreadful Bond! And Yet, So Easily Severed.

You Know I Used To Be A Heartthrob, And Now I'm A Coronary.