Ah, Love. A Dreadful Bond! And Yet,

I Like Tall Girls Because I Like Someone To Look Up To.

The Thing Is, The Reader Doesn't Want To Hear About Bad Times.

My Family Is A Part Of My Life And Everything Is All A Mixture Of Enjoyment.

I Got Hate Letters From Girls All Over America Because I Wouldn't Go To The Prom With Them.

You Can Put Me In The Basement Or The Penthouse, It Doesn’t Matter To Me.