I Like Fisher Price Music, Nursery Rhymes,

Why Are There No Clouds In The Sky? ... 'cause God Wants To Watch His Favorite Band Again!

Don't Jack Off A Cactus, You'll Only Hurt Your Hand And The Cactus' Feelings

Music Has Never Been At A Better Time Then It Is Right Now, We're Really Lucky To Be A Part Of This Wonderful Thing Called Music.

Life Is Like Breakfast: You Just Mix All Ingredients 'cause In Your Stomach It Will All Come Together.

I Am No Longer Married, So Ladies... There You Go.