I Am No Longer Married, So Ladies...

I Get Mad When People Are Against Pot.

You Gotta Stick Your Neck Out And Put Out A Record That Isn't Safe... That's The Green Day Way!

Yeah, I'm Going To Learn. I'm Going To Learn To Skate Really Good, And If I Can't, I'm Going To Get Hurt Doing It.

Don't Jack Off A Cactus, You'll Only Hurt Your Hand And The Cactus' Feelings

I Wanna Survive An Avalanche. I Wanna Be One Of Those People A Dog Finds Buried Under A Ton Of Snow, Almost Dying Of Starvation.