I Know That The Pope's Infallible, But

Last Night Was Super Tuesday - A 10-state Gop Primary Orgy. A Big, Sweaty Pile Of Lever-yankin Republican Voters. And Like Most Orgies, It Involves A Bunch Of Middle Aged Guys Who Are Not Appealing To Women.

If Jesus Doesn't Have A Sense Of Humor, I Am In Huge Trouble.

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream... For The Truth.

So My Heart Goes Out To Them. Figuratively. I Would Never Actually Entrust My Heart To Scientists—they'd Probably Implant It In A Baboon. And A Baboon With My Heart Would Be Practically Unstoppable. Baboon Strength And Agility Combined With My Determination And Media Savvy? It Would Be A Threat To All Of Humanity.

There's Nothing Wrong With Being Gay. I Have Plenty Of Friends Who Are Going To Hell.