...why Were You Happier When You Were

If Women Are Breadwinners And Men Bring Home The Bacon, Why Do People Complain About Having No Dough? I'm Confused. Also Hungry.

I Am No Fan Of Books.

I Hadn't Intended To End Up There. I Meant To Be A Serious Actor With A Beard Who Wore A Lot Of Black And Wanted To Share His Misery With You.

Anyone Can Read The News To You. I Promise To Feel The News At You.

If I Had A Dime For Everytime That I Was Wrong, I'd Be Broke.