I've Got Butterflies In My Stomach... Because

Thinking That Other People Might Be Better Than You Is What Makes You Canadian, Not American.

God Works In Mysterious Ways But At Least He Works, He's Never On Welfare In A Mysterious Way.

Gravitas Is The Soup Bone In The Stew Of Television News.

This Is America. We Must Defend The Principles Symbolized By Lady Liberty - Unless She's On The Pill, In Which Case, She Is A Giant Green Tramp.

Arby's: If I Was About To Be Killed, I Would Eat It.