I'll Make Fun Of Anybody. We're All

I've Said It A Million Times: Romance Languages Lead To Premarital Sex.

I Would Say Laughter Is The Best Medicine. But It's More Than That. It's An Entire Regime Of Antibiotics And Steroids.

Give A Man A Suicide Bomb, He Blows Up Once. Teach A Man To Suicide Bomb, He Also Blows Up Once.

Make No Mistake - They're Coming For Our Guns. And We Freedom-loving Gun Lovers Are Totally Defenseless! Other Than, You Know, The Guns.

If God Wanted Us To Accept Gays, He'd Have Made Us Compassionate