I Know That If I Wasn't Scared,

You Have To Have Lived Some Life. You've Got To Have Paid Some Dues.

Two Things People Throughout History Have Had In Common Are Hatred And Humour. I Am Proud That I Have Been Able To Use Humour To Lessen People's Hatred.

When You Ain't Got No Money, You Gotta Get An Attitude.

When I Was In Africa, This Voice Came To Me And Said, "richard, What Do You See?" I Said, "i See All Types Of People." The Voice Said, "but Do You See Any Niggers?" I Said, "no." It Said, "do You Know Why? 'cause There Aren't Any."

I Never Met Anybody Who Said When They Were A Kid, I Wanna Grow Up And Be A Critic.