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Merchandising, Merchandising, Where The Real Money From The Movie Is Made.

Well, Just Being Stupid And Politically Incorrect Doesn't Work. You Can Be Politically Incorrect If You're Smart.

You Often Hear That People Go Into Show Business To Find The Love They Never Had When They Were Children. Never Believe It! Every Comic And Most Of The Actors I Know Had A Childhood Full Of Love. Then They Grew Up And Found Out That In The Grown-up World, You Don't Get All That Love, You Just Get Your Share. So They Went Into Show Business To Recapture The Love They Had Known As Children When They Were The Center Of The Universe.

We Want To Get People Laughing; We Don't Want To Offend Anybody.

I Was Born On The Kitchen Table. We Were So Poor My Mother Couldn't Afford To Have Me; The Lady Next Door Gave Birth To Me.