I Only Direct In Self-defense.

With The Birth Of The Artist Came The Inevitable Afterbirth... The Critic

All Short Women Have A Delayed Fuse. Marry A Taller Woman: My Wife Was An Inch Or Two Taller Than Me; It's A Sign Of Security.

Woody Allen Is A Genius. His Films Are Wonderful. He's Poetic, But He's Also A Critic. He Artfully Steps Back From A Social Setting And Criticizes It Without - I Suspect - Without Letting Himself Be Vulnerable To It.

I Know How To Make It A Great Musical. I've Got To. It's Like I've Got To See It On Stage.

My Mother Is Very Short - Four-eleven. She Could Walk Under Tables And Never Hit Her Head.