I Know How To Be Sour. I

We're Creating A Tv Show Of Scrooge, Starring Jamie Farr, With Buddy Hackett As Scrooge. We're Shooting In This Victorian Set For Weeks, And Hackett Is Pissed All The Time, Angry That He's Not The Center Of Attention, And Finally We Get To The Scene Where We've Gotta Shoot Him At The Window, Saying, "go Get My Boots," Or Whatever. The Set Is Stocked With Victorian Extras And Little Children In Oliver Kind Of Outfits, And The Director Says, "all Right, Bud - Just Give It Whatever You Want." And Hackett Goes Off On A Rant. Unbelievably Obscene.

Be Available For Life To Happen.

Here's The Thing, You Just Have To Drive A Lot Faster, And If You Don't Get There, We're Both Fired.

I Don't Have To Take This Abuse From You -- I Have Hundreds Of People Waiting In Line To Abuse Me!

Common Sense Is Like Deodorant. The People Who Need It Most Never Use It.