Common Sense Is Like Deodorant. The People

Movie Acting Suits Me Because I Only Need To Be Good For Ninety Seconds At A Time.

I’ve Killed Myself So Many Times, I Don’t Even Exist Anymore.

Life Is A Game, And It's Much More Fun If You Play It As Your Own Game, So Stay Light And Loose And Relaxed.

I Think Midlife Crisis Is Just A Point Where People's Careers Have Reached Some Plateau And They Have To Reflect On Their Personal Relationships.

Sometimes I Snore, Like When I Get Really Tired.