Here's The Thing, You Just Have To

I Smell Varmint Poontang. And The Only Good Varmint Poontang Is Dead Varmint Poontang, I Think.

The Critics. When They're Right, They're Right For The Wrong Reasons. And They're Usually Wrong.

The Secret Is To Have A Sense Of Yourself, Your Real Self, Your Unique Self. And Not Just Once In A While, Or Once A Day, But All Through The Day, The Week And Life.

I Don't Want To Be That Guy Mumbling Into His Drink At A Bar.

When You See Grown Men Near To Tears Because They've Missed Hitting A Little White Ball Into A Hole From Three Feet, It Makes You Laugh.