I Know Every Politician Spins The Truth

I'm Grown Ass Man And Grown Ass Men Can Do Whatever They Want, Got It?

The Biggest Problem I Had With Starring In Scrubs Were The Black Doctors. I Just Had To Keep Telling Myself This Show Was Satire.

I Was Originally Casted To Be In The Superman Movie But I Read The Script And Realized That It Was Mysteriously Similar To My Screenplay For Zach Braff The Movie.

If I Had A Billion Dollars I Would...oh Wait...already Do.

I Don't Think It's That Bad, I Mean, I Love People Following Me Around And Helping Me Do Stuff.