I Mean, What's Eleven Million People Now

I Always Encourage Over-tipping If You Can Afford It Because Share The Wealth.

I Don't Get Why Arabs Are So Pissed Off At Us. I Mean They Have Enough Oil For All Of Them To Drive A Hummer At What, Maybe 1.50 A Gallon?

Maybe That's All That Family Really Is, A Group Of People Who All Miss The Same Imaginary Place.

I'm Not Sure When Or Why The Tabloid Angle On Me Was Decided That I Am A Cad. I Would Have Much Rather It Had Been That I Am Secretly A Dentist Or That I Love Soup.

Hitler Had The Right Idea. He Was Just An Underachiever.