I Mean, What's Eleven Million People Now

Am I Really Gonna Deny Someone The Opportunity Of A Lifetime Just Because They Met Me 5 Easters Early?

I Guess Sometimes God Just Needs To Laugh

Yea, He's Alright...but He's No Zach Braff.

Of Course Killing People Is 'wrong', But I Think History Shows That Sometimes It Serves The Greater Good.

I Really Don't Give A Care, I'm Going To Live For Ever