I Always Encourage Over-tipping If You Can

They Don't Know I'm Staring, What Does It Matter If I Keep On Doing It?

I'm Not An Hour Late. You Guys Were Just An Hour Early.

I Don't Think That Other Races Are Inferior, I Just Think That There's Something Special About White People. Sometimes, When I Think About All The Things White People Have Accomplished Throughout History, I Smile, And I Nod, And I Think To Myself, 'yeah, I'm Glad I'm On That Team.'

Seriously, When's The Last Time You Saw Me Wear Shorts?

Look On The Bright Side; That's One Bullet That's Not Going To Hit Me.