I'm Grown Ass Man And Grown Ass

You Know, I Think There Should Be A Zach Braff Day. We Could Have It On December 25th And Then People Can Decide Whether They Want To Celebrate Me Or Jesus. If You Ask Me, The Choice Is Pretty Obvious.

That Hugh Laurie Show Is Nothing But Scrubs Fan Fiction.

If A Benevolent God Exists, So Does Reincarnation. He Wouldn't Send Me Here Just Once.

The Easiest Way To Lose Something Is To Want It Too Badly.

The Biggest Problem I Had With Starring In Scrubs Were The Black Doctors. I Just Had To Keep Telling Myself This Show Was Satire.