I Just Try To Get People To

I Wanted To Do A Show Based On What My Life Would Be Like If I Had Never Become A Comedian.

I Learned How To Believe In Myself. Learned How To Set Goals, You Know, Self Help Books Man. I Just Read Every Single One I Can Get A Hold Of, And I Still Do.

I Can't Do That. I'm Already The Single Guy Living In His Parents' House. I Can't Be Seen Digging A Grave In The Middle Of The Night.

Like I Said, All Comedy Is Based On Exaggeration, Big Or Small, Whatever You Can Get Away With.

It Doesn't Matter How Smart You Are; To Audition For 'jeopardy,' You Just Have To Luck Out And Know What They're Asking You That Day.