Things Don't Make Me Nearly As Happy

If I Wasn't A Comic Or Tv Star, I Really Wanted To Be A Photojournalist.

I'm Not Against Ratings Per Se. I Think More Information Is Always Good. But I Certainly Don't Think The Government Has To Step In And Set Guidelines For How Shows Should Be Rated.

Just Because A Guy Has A Shaved Head, Pierced Nipples, And Doesn't Have Sex With Women Doesn't Make Him Gay. It Just Makes Him Down On His Luck.

I'm A Big Believer In Overcoming And Achieving And Doing Things And Not Feeling Sorry For Yourself.

I Used To Go To The Cleveland Comedy Club All The Time. If There Was A Comic I Liked, I'd Go See Him Two Or Three Times That Week. Bob Saget Was One Of Those Guys.