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God Created Man, But I Could Do Better.

Once You Get A Spice In Your Home, You Have It Forever. Women Never Throw Out Spices. The Egyptians Were Buried With Their Spices. I Know Which One I'm Taking With Me When I Go.

The Only Reason I Would Take Up Jogging Is So That I Could Hear Heavy Breathing Again.

Everyone Is Guilty At One Time Or Another Of Throwing Out Questions That Beg To Be Ignored, But Mothers Seem To Have A Market On The Supply. "do You Want A Spanking Or Do You Want To Go To Bed?" Don't You Want To Save Some Of The Pizza For Your Brother?" Wasn't There Any Change?

Let Me Put It This Way. According To My Girth, I Should Be A Ninety-foot Redwood.