The Woman Who Says, 'my Kids Are

One Son Appears In Stereo - A Transistor In One Ear And The Phone In The Other.

A Child Develops Individuality Long Before He Develops Taste.

The Rose Bowl Is The Only Bowl I've Ever Seen That I Didn't Have To Clean.

It Is Ludicrous To Read The Microwave Direction On The Boxes Of Food You Buy, As Each One Will Have A Disclaimer: This Will Vary With Your Microwave. Loosely Translated, This Means, You're On Your Own, Bernice.

It Would Have Been A Wonderful Wedding - Had It Not Been Mine.