I Haven't Spoken To My Wife In

To Give You An Idea How Well I Was Doing At The Time I Quit, I Was The Only One Who Knew I Quit.

We Were Poor. We Were So Poor, In My Neighborhood The Rainbow Was In Black-and-white.

When I Was Born ... The Doctor Came Out To The Waiting Room And Said To My Father ... I'm Very Sorry. We Did Everything We Could ... But He Pulled Through.

Cars And Women Are A Lot Alike. They Lie About The Milage.

My Wife A Great Driver, She Once Hit A Deer. It Was In A Zoo. There Is A Pair Of Shoes On The Dashboard. They Belong To The Last Guy She Hit