I Haven't Had That Many Women -

I Certainly Did Feel Inferior. Because Of Class. Because Of Strength. Because Of Height. I Guess If I'd Been Able To Hit Somebody In The Nose, I Wouldn't Have Been A Comic.

In The Course Of An Average Lifetime Anyone Growing Up In A House With Such A Clock Will Hear The Tune Over A Million Times.

I Wish I Had A Dime For Every Dime I Have.

Volvo — They're Boxy But They're Good.

Masturbation Is Always Very Safe. You Not Only Control The Person You're With, But You Can Leave When You Want To.