I Haven't A Clue Why I've Lasted

I Have No Belief In The System. So Sonny Is Perfectly At Home (in Washington D.c.). Politicians Are One Step Down Below Used-car Salesmen.

I'm Like A Bumper Car. When I Did An Infomercial I Was Fodder For Every Tv Comedy Show. I Couldn't Get A Job. People Said I Was A Huge Joke. I've Been A Joke So Many Times. I've Been On My Way Out Since I Started, But I'm Strong-willed. My Mother Is So Much Tougher Than I Am And My Grandmother Is So Much Tougher Than My Mother.

You've Probably Noticed Already That I'm Dressed Like A Grown-up... I Apologize To The Academy, And I Promise That I Will Never Do It Again.

Some Guy Said To Me: Don't You Think You're Too Old To Sing Rock N' Roll? I Said: You'd Better Check With Mick Jagger.

You Know, Honey, Husbands Come And Go But I'm Still Cher At The End Of The Day.