I Haven't A Clue Why I've Lasted

I Just Don't Understand How Anyone Would Want To Be A Republican. I Just Can't Figure It. I Don't Understand. If You're Poor, If You're Any Kind Of Minority - Gay, Black, Latino, Anything. If You're Not A Rich Born-again-christian, I Don't Get It.

I'm Like A Bumper Car. When I Did An Infomercial I Was Fodder For Every Tv Comedy Show. I Couldn't Get A Job. People Said I Was A Huge Joke. I've Been A Joke So Many Times. I've Been On My Way Out Since I Started, But I'm Strong-willed. My Mother Is So Much Tougher Than I Am And My Grandmother Is So Much Tougher Than My Mother.

Do You Believe In Life After Love?

Where's My White Collarless Shirt From Fred Segal? It's My Most Capable-looking Outfit!

I Went Through Absolute Stress And Mayhem. I Couldn't Go Out, Because People Were Constantly On My Back All The Time.