I Haven't A Clue Why I've Lasted

My Mother Once Said "if You Don't Pay Attention To Age, Then It Won't Pay Attention To You." And She Says It, And It Sounds Nice, But I Don't Buy It.

Sometimes I Feel Like An Old Hooker.

It's My Body And If I Want To Do It Like Michael Jackson, I Will. My Nose Bothered Me For A Long Time. Now It's Smaller And I'm Happy. If I Wanna Put My Tits On My Back, They're Mine!

If You Are Going To Wait For Someone To Encourage You To Do Something, You Just Better Give Up.

Everyone's Got To Have A Dream... It's Not Reaching Your Dream That Counts. It's Going Toward Them.