My Mother Once Said "if You Don't

The First Concert I Attended Was An Elvis Concert When I Was Eleven. Even At That Age He Made Me Realize The Tremendous Effect A Performer Could Have On An Audience.

It's My Body And If I Want To Do It Like Michael Jackson, I Will. My Nose Bothered Me For A Long Time. Now It's Smaller And I'm Happy. If I Wanna Put My Tits On My Back, They're Mine!

You Make Good Coffee . . . You're A Slob, But You Make Good Coffee.

Don't Buy Into The Idea That Women Aren't Strong Enough To Do Anything They Want On Their Own.

Men Should Be Like Kleenex, Soft, Strong And Disposable.