My Mother Once Said "if You Don't

I Was A Shy Ugly Kid Who Led A Big Fantasy Life. I Thought I Was An Angel Sent From Heaven, To Cure Polio. When Dr. Salk Did That I Was Really Pissed Off.

I'm Learning English At The Moment. I Can Say 'big Ben', 'hello Rodney', 'tower Bridge' And 'loo'.

Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go Out When They're Left Unattended.

There Are Lots Of Things That I'd Like To Be, And Nice Just Doesn't Seem Good Enough.

I Don't Need A Man. But I'm Happier With One. I Like To Have Someone I Can Touch And Squeeze And Kiss. But I Don't Fold Up And Die If I Don't Have A Man Around.