Sometimes I Feel Like An Old Hooker.

Donald Trump Can't Come Up With A Hairstyle That Looks Human, How Can He Come Up With A Plan To Defeat Isis.

When I Grew Up, It Was A Time When Women Were Just Supposed To Be Cute And Not Have Many Opinions. My Mother And Her Friends Were Quite Different. They Were All The Most Beautiful Women You've Ever Seen ... And They Were Very Strong Women.

I Was A Shy Ugly Kid Who Led A Big Fantasy Life. I Thought I Was An Angel Sent From Heaven, To Cure Polio. When Dr. Salk Did That I Was Really Pissed Off.

I Don't Like Bush. I Don't Trust Him. I Don't Like His Record. He's Stupid. He's Lazy.

Credibility Is To Be Good. You Must Be Good. That's All I Ever Wanted - To Be Good At What I Did.