I Have To Have Energy Because I

I Never Went Out Looking For Glory.

I Can Sit All Day In A Comfortable Chair And Watch Ball Games, But I Don't Need A Blanket.

When You Do See Me, You'll Get The Idea From When You See Me That It's All Off The Top Of My Head. A Lot Of It Is A Beginning, Middle And The End. But It's Different Every Night. I Have A Lot Of Jokes In My Back Pocket I've Said Over The Years.

I Don't Feel An Obligation To Give Everyone A Hard Time, But When They're Important People, It's Fun.

Show Business Is My Life. When I Was A Kid I Sold Insurance, But Nobody Laughed.