I Have This Mistress: Show Business.

Well, I'm A 14 Handicap. Anyone Who Golfs Knows What That Means.

I Do What I Do Because I Love It.

If You Are Someone, You Know, With Fame, Whatever Amount, It's Good To Be Married To Someone Who's Not Impressed With That At All.

I Don't Want To Be A Spokesman For Family Values, But That's The Way My Standup Is Perceived.

Whenever I Get Down About Life Going By Too Quickly, What Helps Me Is A Little Mantra That I Repeat To Myself: At Least I'm Not A Fruit Fly.