I Have No Idea What I'm Going

I'm Very Shy So I Became Very Outgoing To Protect My Shyness.

Every Night When I Go Out On Stage, There's Always One Nagging Fear In The Back Of My Mind. I'm Always Afraid That Somewhere Out There, There Is One Person In The Audience That I'm Not Going To Offend!

Italians Are Fantastic People, Really. They Can Work You Over In An Alley While Singing An Opera.

Well, I Call Myself An Actor. I Always Wanted To Be One.

Sex Is Great, But When You Get To Be My Age, You've Got To Pace It A Little Bit. Otherwise You Get Tired.