No Matter Where You Go In This

When You Enter A Room, You Have To Kiss His Ring. I Don't Mind, But He Has It In His Back Pocket.

I Was Nice To The People In The Philippines For The Two And A Half Years I Was There, Because I Knew Even­tually I'd Have To Kiss Up To Them So My Grandchildren Could Have Toys.

Frank Sinatra Enjoyed My Humor, So I Could Say Almost Anything To Him. I Mean, Within Reason.

Italians Are Fantastic People, Really. They Can Work You Over In An Alley While Singing An Opera.

I'm Very Shy So I Became Very Outgoing To Protect My Shyness.