An Author's First Duty Is To Let

I Only Take A Drink On Two Occasions - When I'm Thirsty And When I'm Not.

The Only Thing I Envy In Young People Is Their Livers.

I Think Weddings Are Sadder Than Funerals, Because They Remind You Of Your Own Wedding. You Can't Be Reminded Of Your Own Funeral Because It Hasn't Happened. But Weddings Always Make Me Cry.

Every Cripple Has His Own Way Of Walking.

God Forgive Us-but Most Of Us Grew Up To Be The Sort Of Men Our Mothers Warned Us Against.