I Have More Talent In My Smallest

There's No Such Thing As 'too Late!' That's Why They Invented Death!

I Don't Mind My Wife Having To Last Word. In Fact I'm Delighted When She Reaches It.

You See, My Father Was A Catholic Priest, Greek Orthodox, But I Think He Started Out As A Jew, Then He Became A Catholic Priest.

Get Out Of Show Business. Its The Best Advice I Ever Got, Because Im So Stubborn That If Someone Would Tell Me That, I Would Stay In It To The Bitter End.

I Have More Talent In My Smallest Fart Than You Have In Your Entire Body.