I Have Been Drunk Now For Over

While My Mind Is Flexible, These Brittle Bones Don't Bend.

I Was Hungry And Went Out For A Bite, Ran Into A Chum With A Bottle Of Rum And We Wound Up Drinking All Night.

If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.

I'm Getting Old, Don't Wear Underwear, And I Don't Go To Church.

Don't Try To Describe The Ocean If You've Never Seen It.