I Have As Much Privacy As A

I Have No Intention Of Telling People What I Have For Breakfast.

I Have As Much Privacy As A Goldfish In A Bowl.

My Children Are Not Royal; They Just Happen To Have The Queen For Their Aunt.

The Queen Is The Only Person Who Can Put On A Tiara With One Hand, While Walking Down Stairs.

I Would Like It To Be Known That I Have Decided Not To Marry Group Capt. Peter Townsend. Mindful Of The Church's Teaching That Christian Marriage Is Indissoluble, And Conscious Of My Duty To The Commonwealth, I Have Resolved To Put These Considerations Before Any Others.