Disobedience Is My Joy!

In Our Family, We Don't Have Rifts. We Have A Jolly Good Row And Then It's All Over. And I've Only Twice Ever Had A Row With My Sister.

I'm No Angel, But I'm No Bo-beep Either.

My Children Are Not Royal; They Just Happen To Have The Queen For Their Aunt.

When My Sister And I Were Growing Up, She Was Made Out To Be The Goody-goody One.

[on Public Events Attended By Royalty:] It Was The Usual 'zoo Tea.' You Know, We Eat - The Others Watch.