I Have An Air Mattress. It's Great

Small Businesses Are Important, But So Are Tiny Businesses.

When I Am Given A Multiple Choice Test I Choose Not To Take It.

I Think It's Cool When An Ex-girlfriend Becomes An Xl Girlfriend.

I Wonder What The Most Intelligent Thing Ever Said Was That Started With The Word 'dude.' 'dude, These Are Isotopes.' 'dude, We Removed Your Kidney. You're Gonna Be Fine.' 'dude, I Am So Stoked To Win This Nobel Prize. I Just Wanna Thank Kevin, And Turtle, And All My Homies.'

I Think It's Interesting That Cologne Rhymes With Alone.