I Have A Lot Of Secret Uses

It’s Just What They Are — They’re Jokes…most Jokes Are About Jewish People, Rednecks, Black Folks…i Can’t Determine What Offends Another Person.

There Was One Thing My Daddy Wouldn't Tolerate In Any Shape, Form Or Fashion, And That Was Being Unkind Or Rude To Somebody. That Was Just Very Important To My Folks. And As It Turns Out, That Was A Legacy That He Left Me That Money Can't Buy, Is How To Be Able To Treat People.

Don't Ever Give Up. You Can't Let Discouragement Get You Down. You Can Always Find Negative People That Will Try To Discourage You From Your Goals. You Can't Be Discouraged, And You Can't Let The Word "no" Stop You.

The First Thing I Did Was Give Up Sweet Tea Because I Drank So Much. I'd Start Drinking At Lunchtime And Wouldn't Set It Down Until I Went To Bed. When You Calculate How Much Empty Calories And How Much Sugar I Was Consuming, It Was Staggering. So I Haven't Had A Glass Of Sweet Tea In Three Years.

I've Got Two Vices: Cigarettes And Taters.