A Balanced Diet Is A Cookie In

I Will Never Use A Substitute For Butter. Margarine Is One Molecule Away From Eating Plastic.

It’s Just What They Are — They’re Jokes…most Jokes Are About Jewish People, Rednecks, Black Folks…i Can’t Determine What Offends Another Person.

I Found That When I Went From Albany To Savannah, That I Needed To Put That White Rice Away, And I Needed To Turn That Into Savannah Red Rice Because They Were Big Into That Sausage, Tomato-y, Bell Pepper-y Rice Mixture.

If There's Anyone Out There That Has Never Said Something That They Wish They Could Take Back -- If You're Out There, Please Pick Up That Stone And Throw It So Hard At My Head That It Kills Me. Please. I Want To Meet You...i Is What I Is, And I'm Not Changing.

I Believe That Everyone Should Be Treated Equal, That's The Way I Was Raised And That's The Way I Live My Life.